Romeo is a "love-sensitive" kind of person. In the story of "Romeo and Juliet", the character named Romeo, the son of Lord Montague, was madly in love with Rosaline, (I think you'd be wondering why is the story called "Romeo and Juliet" when Romeo is in love with Rosaline! Why don't we call it "Romeo and Rosaline" then!! Don't go just yet! Continue reading to solve the 'mystery' behind the title of "Romeo and Juliet") who is a Capulet. (b.t.w, the two families are filthy rich as they are noble families and they are rivals too. Nobody knows why they are rivals but I guess its just some misunderstanding between them.)
One day, Lord Capulet throwed a party and invited all the Capulets ( and some other people too) to his party. The message somehow reached Romeo's ears and ( I guess you should know what "kepo"* Romeo would do. What, you still don't ?, [sigh...] well, read on......) thought of a plan to sneak in the party to see his beloved Rosaline.
Well, his plan worked and manage to sneak in the party like a spy. Once his in, he wanted to see Rosaline, but, he saw another person who captured his eyes. It was the beautiful Juliet (Psss...... let me tell you something. Juliet was still 13!! Can you imagine how young and, should I say, 'chio' she look like! Just imagine her doing a pole dance! But man, she was doing some stupid old miedeaval dance with some old mideaval dance suit and died in the end of the story. Total waste of youth!)**and immediately fell in love. (solve your 'mystery' yet?)
Too bad I've got to end the 'profile' of Romeo here. Don't fret, we still have more coming...
Romeo's cousin Benvolio has a good personality, and a good friend to Romeo. Benvolio knows his cousin's feelings more than anybody else. When Romeo is feeling down, Benvolio will not hesitate to give a listening ear. Benvolio knows his feelings to a girl he really like ( even all those ugly ones...) and he will do anything to make his dear cousin happy. Benvolio helped his cousin,Romeo, to forget Rosaline. Benvolio is a guy who prefer peace , for example when Tybalt wanted to fight him, Benvolio tried to avoid fighting him. Benvolio is also a wise guy, but he acts slower than he thinks.
Mercutio is Benvolio's best friend and a dear friend to Romeo. Mercutio is quite a 'V.I.P' character as he is the Prince's relative. Mercuto is than later killed by Tybalt(which is Juliet's cousin)(He is a very short-tempered person like Dan...XD) When Romeo heard that Mercutio died, he quickly went to find Tybalt. Out of avengeance Romeo (unknowingly) killed Tybalt. When the Prince knew about it he banished Romeo from Verona.
We still have one more thing to do...
Oh... that's right, we have to make some imaginary stuff about our own cousins.Hmmm... lets use Calvin's cousin. Cheryl is an obnoxious and she lacks red blood cells and has to suck someone's blood in the middle of the night. Even though she likes sucking blood, she is also a vegetarian; which causes fainting occasionally.(?) Every time she sees a guy, she will think of Dan. (if only Dan was here~XD)
But, she also has a soft side. She likes throwing expensive things to random people (even though they are already rich...), and she asks her victim for permission before sucking their blood (despite saying no). She loves Pan Fei and likes Dan. Too bad, Pan Fei turned ugly and Dan grew 'taller' . So, she's taking her revenge by sucking random people's blood. (Pan Fei is very 'creative' T_T.)
She was born from a "famous" island called "Lesbos Island".When she was born, she was addicted to blood and men,the communists named her "The (Wo)Man." After migrating from Lesbos,she came to Singapore,where all the males there are "Ah Beng.",and she was being rejected for a record of 66,550,302,907,302,111,732,908,745,812,708,654 times,which is longer than the value of pi,and counting.One day,she came across an AK-47,and she became racist-crazy;though she doesn't have any race.
During the 50 years in prison,she has never aged.The jailers were surprised by her 'face change',though she is already 79 years old.Cheryl has seen many males with the name "Dan",and became frustrated with the name;as the name Dan has only 3 letters,and she cannot use her computerized intelligence to find him.So,she met Fer leech sia and made a deal with her:If she meets Dan,she'll change her gender and her second name.Currently,her name is "Cheryl Lobodiyago Hobobobomomododototojojokokohohogogofofororoyoyososovovo",and she's still making a fourth name for herself,a name that is even longer than her third.Our current source tells us that her fourth name is "lesmaracobracomonicabadidisusumukacabuchibabazizzazaqertoiupklmjntguiopvukytrewa".But if you want to give her a fifth,sixth,even fifty-ninth name,mail to us;at Wehaveamonitressthatisaguyplusdanandferlyciaminusstella@live.com (this is a fake address, but if you really want to know her names, mail us at yappanfei@hotmail.com)
(I know, the picture's there is ugly, but that's what Cheryl looks like.)
* In case you don't know, kepo means nosy and sorry if I made a mistake in the spelling
**To female readers: Sorry if this statement offended you. Our teacher said we have to be creative and I wanted it to be unique and yes, this is a homework assignment.
wow, this is creative!!
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